By

S.J Asher

Daily writing prompt

What’s the coolest thing you’ve ever found (and kept)?

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You know what’s wild? Some people collect rare coins, vintage cameras, or those creepy porcelain dolls that definitely watch you sleep.

Me? I found something better.

(drum roll please)

A whole entire human being!

And get this — I convinced him to stay for two decades. Talk about a successful heist. 🕵️‍♀️

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “That’s not really finding something!”

But trust me, stumbling upon your perfect match in this chaotic world is like discovering a secret level in a game you thought you’d already finished.

high-fives screen for surviving the relationship metaphor

The best part? He’s the kind of person who knows exactly when to bring home chocolate without being asked, can fix anything with duct tape and optimism, and still laughs at my jokes even when they’re absolutely terrible.

That’s cooler than any vintage find — a living, breathing collection of perfect little moments who somehow thinks I’m pretty neat too.